There’s an awful lot of happy talk going around about 2026. Apparently, that’s the year we were supposed to stay alive till. I surely hope the talk is right, even if it doesn’t rhyme. 2025 was a pretty darn good year for commercial real estate but underperformed the “talk” in late 2024. We like happy talk. I keep seeing
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2025 Golden Turkeys
It’s that time of year again, time for me to give out the Golden Turkeys. As usual, I wait until the Nobels are done so the Turkeys can get the attention that they deserve. I’ve been in consultation with my editorial team, Hagrid and Hedwig, who are amazingly intuitive observers of the American experience, albeit they can…
When the Residents of the Heights Talk, What Are They Really Thinking?
Don’t you sometimes wonder what our gloriously elected leaders, our pontifical talking heads and all those sundry government officials, political wannabes and honorable this’s and thats actually think when they say what they say?[1]
Jim Carey made a moderately successful movie called Liar, Liar back in 1997 in which for a day he could…
Direct Issuance: What’s Old Is New
Back in the summer of 2017, I wrote, together with my partner, Stewart McQueen, a commentary entitled Direct Issuance is Here – A New Paradigm For Single Asset Single Borrower (SASB) Securitizations. Well, it wasn’t really here in the sense that it surely didn’t take off as a transformational innovation, albeit we have done a…
The Pancake REMIC Should Be a New Staple in the Pantry
I’d like to direct your attention to my ex Dechert partner (he’s not ex, I am), Will Cejudo, and his recent OnPoint about the eponymously-titled Pancake REMIC. (Regrettably, no one is paying me for this, I’ve got to figure out this influencer thing. Nonetheless, Will is a brilliant tax lawyer and a business-friendly one who knows how to…
A Wealth Tax Is Coming, But I’ve Got a Plan
Have you been thinking about the wealth tax winds blowing across Europe?[1] You should. While weather here in the US certainly moves west to east, really bad statist-inspired policies seem to move east to west. After all, Europe gave us the absolute monarch, utopian socialism, Marxism, nihilism, anarchism, theocracy, fascism and whatever the Russians are doing…
Heads I Lose; Tails You Lose
Doesn’t all the happy talk about the state of the commercial real estate economy seems a bit overdone? Transactional volume is rebounding, asset prices coming back, cap rates stabilizing, interest rates coming down, spreads coming in, etc., etc…sunlit uplands as far as the eye can see. There is a smaller rump of pessimists out there, wringing their…
I’m From the Government and I’m Here to Help
I’m sure you know the allegory about the camel’s nose under the tent, right? First it’s the nose, then it’s the humps. A camel takes up a lot of room. They’re smelly, they make an appalling din and while they may be useful in their way, they are not at all amiable company. Pretty tough to do business with…
More of My Puckish-ness on the Future of the GSEs
As I read through my last commentary on the future of the GSEs and fielded some comments from readers, I realized I glossed over hard questions about how the governmental backstop would work, sort of like envisioning a plane and assuming there’s an engine.
Before I go on, let me reiterate what I said in…
A Possibly Puckish Take on the Future of the GSEs’ Multifamily Businesses
I am joining the hordes occupying the chatter-sphere to opine about what the GSEs should look like, post conservatorship. Having reviewed loads of opinions about the future of the Twins, I’m pretty sure the bar on looking stupid is pretty low. To be honest, I’m more instinctually a critic than a warrior on these types…